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BrokeNBattleX
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Post subject: Pick up lines  Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:51 pm |
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What's the funniest pick up line that you used that actually worked?
and the worst one you ever tried on someone
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Mr. Finland
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:48 pm |
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Worst would probably be...
"Spicy? I've got something else that burns."
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Thanatos
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:55 am |
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"I'm hung like a donkey, wanna f...?"
She replied with, "are you seriously coming at me with that?"
Followed by, "o.k., so are you really"
I said, "No, but I was a bit nervous and wanted to get your attention".
She said, "you got my attention when you smacked me on the ass an hour ago!"
hahahahhahaha
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azninvazn
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:25 pm |
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I like to use the one: "Lets get out of here"
Very simple and at the same time very effective. I says you have confidence, and you get the point acoss without sounding like a cheeseball.
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Meatbag
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:03 pm |
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Let the master Playa explain how it's done!
1st you approach your target and say;
"Hi, you look a like very interesting person. If I was to use a cheesy pickup line on you and you still went aaahh plus smiled, would you allow me to take you to lunch sometime?
(I've never had a lady say no, yet!)
2nd you ask?
"How do you turn beautiful into gorgeous?"
Wait for the “I don’t know…..”
3rd close with;
“All you have to do is smile!”
Always ask for a lunch date, never a dinner date. For more information on why… join one of meatbag’s HOW TO BE A PIMP”N PLAYA seminars.
"Destiny's Powerful hand has made the Bed of my Future... And it's up to me to Lie in it!! "
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GREEN 40OZ
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Post subject: Re: Pick up lines Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:21 pm |
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" WE SHOULD DO BREAKFAST TOMORROW. sHOULD i CALL YA, OR JUST NUDGE YA?"
" NICE SHOES......WANNA FUCK?"
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