Playa$club Clan: Counter-Strike Source

Here's another fun game for you guys.

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Lets start!!!

Don't post the same wish more than once!

I wish I can be ranked number one on our server.

Granted ur computer will exploded into a ball of flames and becuase i cant afford a new one, u drop to last


I wish that ppl that i knw lived closer, but not too close

Granted! But those people ignore you and don't ever talk to you.

I wish I was rich and famous.

Granted! you would die of an overdoes or being eaten by bears

I wish i was able to fly

Granted, but you become mutated with a species of birds.

I wish I was the president.

Granted but u would have Hilary Clinton as VP and she would PMS and press "the button" and then we are all fucked


I wish i didnt have asthma

granted! but then the aliens from sign come to your home and spray their wrist jiz in yo face and you die.

I wish to be understood...

Granted, but nobody listens to a word you say.

I wish to live forever.

Granted! everyone u knw would die and u would eventually kill ur yourself

I wish that space travel was possible

Granted! You're a nerd and no one would love you still.

I wish that this was the song that never ends

Granted someone would kill u cuz they want the song to stop

i wish religion wasn't invented

Granted, People like you wouldn't exist!

I wish this was the song that never.... Nevermind, I wish that we had world peace!

then ppl would go insane and die of (see serenity)

i wish bears could talk

Granted, if they could, the bear would tell you that you didn't say "Granted" in your last post.

I wish it was warm outside!

Granted! u'd be siting in ballz soup cuz it would be 100 degrees out

i wish racial tensions did not exsist